Friday, April 2, 2010

"Sandcastles in the sand"...






Well, what do you think of that?

Here comes one of the sandcastle word champion's work:


This is absolutely amazing...



Not as exciting as this, though...

Found on DA... where else?Actually found elsewhere on the Internet.

Let's go to the mall

How I met your mother series

As you guys already know, "How I met your mother" is a dramatic investigation series, as shown by trailer:




Just kidding, How I met your mother never killed anyone. But of laugh.

Actually, Teb Mosby is a married architect who's got two kids and an habit of not shutting up. One day, he decides to tell his poor childs how he met their mother, starting from the beginning. From the very beginning. And then he goes on for... five seasons and a ton of episodes, and god I wish he'll never meet the damn mother because this series is
Here's Ted, when he was still this cute, sweet, hopelessly romantic dumb guy. His goal in life: find "the one" and marry, marry, marry.


Then comes Barney Stinson wearing a suit. His goal in life: nail every woman on Earth, and be awesome.



There's also Ted's best friend (as you are, Barney, as you are...) and his sweetheart Lily. Marshal and Lily's goal in life is... is... i don't know, and don't think they do either.

And Robin. Of course, Robin. Canadian. Goal in life: presenting the news on TV. Preferably not sitten next to a monkey. Nor to a man who's not wearing pants.


So, this show is awesome, it seems like Ted is never going to shut up, which will give Barney enough time to actually nail every single woman in the show, and we might even maybe, a very hypothetical maybe, meet the damn mother.

Yes, it is
possible. We've already met her yellow umbrella in season 1. We've seen her bared legs once. We're getting closer. Hang on guys, it will take what it will take, we will get there.


Here, you might as well get yourself a treat of awesome acting from Neil Patrick Harris, aka Barney.






Now dude, give me a Net five and
!



The Big Bang Theory series








TBBT's about the life of four high IQ Science-Fi crazed scientists with unexistant social skills and Peeny, their normal IQ sexy blond neighbourg. Oh, and it's fun-ny.


First, there is Leonard Hofstadte, an almost normal freak. (Meaning he often gets along socially. (But from the hobbit part.))

He leaves with Sheldon Cooper, who's very intelligent and equally disturbed. If your bedroom cleans by itself at night, Sheldon was there.

Riiight... well, just remember Sheldon, with great power comes great responsability.
(even though we know you're not insane, your mother got you tested. Or, did she?)

...

Whatever.
So both guys live together (Leonard behing the only one who can stand Sheldon's attitude for more than five minutes). And it goes almost fine, even if they might seem a bit lost at time.

They were living online in their nice appartement when a new neighbour showed up -Penny. Leonard falls for her instantely and thus begins the exciting get-the-girl quest.

Latter on, those of you guys whom are neither brilliant nor sexy guet to met other freakingly amazing geniuses: a sex-obsessed Spock-haired brunette and a guy who can't speak to women if not drunk, high on medication or having recently discovered a planet.

Aww, well if that's not just ubber creepy... Howard Wolowitz kind of creepy...

And here's the cute indian sweetypie Rajesh Koothrappali, who's only sweet and cute because he almost never speaks to women, which officially makes him the best listener on earth.


TBBT includes playing boggle klingon, using scientific knowledge to locate hot chick's houses, that,
talks about highly scientific incoherences in movies such as Star Wars or Star Trek, Lord of the Ring and detail accurate medieval cosplay, dating online through games such as WOW, asking very embarassing questions to neighbour in a very rational way, brilliant puns

(Penny: What's "AFK"?
Sheldon: (to computer) AFK. (to Penny) Away From Keyboard.
Penny: Oh, I see.
Sheldon: ... What does that stand for?)

... maybe too brilliant puns actually... weird experiments such as this:



lots of quiproquos (see below)



... aaaaaaaaaand more.

So just remember guys,


...
OMG... there is a sarcasm sign... Sheldon!!

Alice in Wonderland, by Tim Burton


I've been a bit disappointed by the scenario of this movie. But then again, I've been disappointed by lots of Burton's movies lately. Why can't he create a masterpiece each times he decides to record something? Come on man, be a genius, damnit!



I believe the modern Disney will of making each of its stories plain clear and understandable might be one of the factors that ruined this wonderful story. Man, if everone is crazy, then why do I get what's going on??? -wait. Does that make me a very reasonable mad person? Gosh, and I who wasted so much money on my therapist...



And there are some drawings Da-Sama made of Alice in Wonderland. I couldn't get pass this as he is an absolute fan of this novel and really looked forwards this movie.

Da-sama also made a critique of this movie on AlloCiné, a french forum for movies (which I read, but can't find back...)

I agree with some of its remarks, such as how the Mad Hatter is made to speak sensately, which is insane... sadly, I also have to agree with the fact that Johny Depp does have the main part of the movie -and when I say Johny Depp, I mean Johny Depp, not even his Mad Hatter character.

And as much as I love this actor, I don't like movies based on money makers. I want a scenario, I long for a story, a story with Johny Depp in it all right, but mainly a story!!!






Here's the Alice In Wonderland movie song by Avril Lavigne. Now if you think this music fairly conveys the feelings one should have when wandering in wonderland -feel free to go pay for the movie and never be back on my blog.

Just kidding. Hey, come back, you're my only friend!


"Alice" by =Layelis

Star Trek movie - 2009

As showned below, the Star Streck series originated as a documentary describing how to perform sexual intercourse with aliens:



Within the years, it evoluted Hollywood style until at last, in the magic year of 2009, it became a very deep and philosophical action movie.



Now, the guys who made this movie sure know how to deal with a computer. The space ship that come from the future are tremendous. I'm buying one and parking it next my exact replica of the Millennium Falcon.

Meet my new time ship.
(Picture taken by *davemetlesits)

However, the story clearly aims at people that already know the story. Aka, the fandom.
I'm from no fandom. I'm from exfandomia.
I didn't catch it.

And I was a bit disapointed to learn that pointy ears wasn't the actual captain of the USS Enterprise.

Pointy Ears and Fist-in-your-face official pic'


But I have to say, I kinda liked Fist-in-you-face as a kiddo, for I too use to car race with police robots slash men and only park in the gulch.

Captain Fist-in-you-face as a kiddo.

"Uh oh, giant hamburger's mama is coming to get me" (quoted from movie)


Here's a little bonus -the actual trailer of the Star Treck series -in french, 'cause I love you.



Now, as there's no much more to say about it, Live long and prosper kids!

(Yeah, that's totally a photo of me - I'm gorgeous)


"Land Peel Mat" by Shin Yamashita

This is genius! Wait, did I say "genius"? I meant genius! And a little bit crazy.

Who knew that the more we improve technologically speaking, the more simple our stuff will look? I mean, just think of the Ipad. Soon we'll be able to transform our houses at will and change channels by speaking to our TV.

Computer, blog this message!



This is clearly wonderful. I don't really like the colours, but I'm sure willing to eat on a desk my feet standed on a few seconds earlier.

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More of it there.