Braindead, movie by Peter Jackson

Very gore! (aka disguuusting). Very fun! (aka fun).
No-one will ever love you like your mother...

Braindead's pratical guide:

You'll know your mother has turned into a zombie when:

1. she eats a dog
2. she eats a nurse
3. she fights the nurse she'd previously eaten to earn the right to eat you
4. she starts wearing doors as bracelets
5. she just. won't. die.
   

Zombies, the essential:

1. First of all, know that "they're not dead exactly, they're just... rotten."
   
2. Praise "divine intervention"!
3. Mix zombies out of habit.
   
4. Zombie lamps are fashionable. Buy one.
5. Don't ever invite zombies at diner. Seriously. EVER.
   
6. Don't try running on blood.
7. Fear zombie looove!
8. Fear zombie hand jobs.
   
9. Fear zombie killers.
10. And remember: zombie's inside are beautiful.
    

Fun fact:

Tim Balme

looks like

Thierry Lhermite

And remember, folks: if you ever happen to hear your girlfriend say "Ay, Fernando! Your mother ate my dog!" now that your date is not going so well.