So here I was, wandering on sweet Internet wondering if I could find some classy cushions to decorate my four hundred living-room spanish castle, when I found exactly what I was looking for. DON'T PREY, THEY'RE MINE!!!
> That's something I'll use to get back at my noisy neighbours in a very subtle and sophisticated way. Or, something to hit on Guitar Guy's head.
> FINALLY! Something to ease the pain from being separated from my beloved computer at night!!
> I want to hug these!! They're awfuly ugly, though.
> Or, you could spell "pillow". Admit it, "love" makes such a sucky score...
> Look out! Subtle way to point fingers at the sweet one you want to bang.
> Or, look out! Even subtler way of pointing out your sexual urges. Or your being hungry. Or your being hungry for a peanut buttered & jamy threesome.
> This vibrating one (no kidding) is for your conforting yourself after having been dumped, slapped, crashed into the trash / washing machine (I'm poor) because of this disrespectful threesome idea of yours.
> This one is to drown annoying visitors.
> I'm not on drugs, please! Give me that joystick.
> Meet some of my new pets. I won't feed them. Don't want to.
> And that's my old pet. He loooooves his new playmates. What? Oh, that? Don't pay attention, he's
always moody.
> But maybe that is because his lover ... (my neighbours' sleepy bitch of a she-cat) ... is a sleepy bitch of a she-cat
who cheats on him with a carpet.
> OMG! OMG! So cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! ^^ (Sorry. Franticgirlism got the best of me)
> And now comes a master plan to be awfully fair to every I'm-on-a-diet-don't eat-that-in-front-of-me bitch. First, treat them into breakfast...
... then go on with a nice burger...
...or japanese food, that's good too.
... mister Shan't Eat isn't crying yet? Treat him with a pink cupcake! (This is a pillow. I swear!)
... aaaaaaaaaaand a cherry on top!
That first picture could some up the movie, as would have pointed this brilliant New York Times article if I hadn't had the brilliant idea of doing it myself. However, just look at some other pictures of the Lennon & Yoko couple and you'll see that the movie, even though it's not bad, does not seem to capture enterily the essence of their relationship. Then again, who would?
The (censored) naked truth.
Why would people care that they broke up some careers?* Look at they faces. (Yes, those are some heavely monkey faced people. But that's not my point, so get over it!)
Or I'll give you a ticket.
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That's it Frodo, be a nice little hobbit and do what the mister tells you to. And remember Gandalf's advice: "Frodo! Try to aim for the lava!!!"
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Rainbow Potter
Rainbow Lord of the Rings
Rainbow Star Wars
Rainbow Star Trek
One has to admit, it's pretty impressive... almost as impressive as the delay taken in its construction... I'm looking forward it's oppening. That would be the hell of a place for Di Caprio to titanic again.
